Zeus_333 Writes:

If you think pants are inhibiting what about a strait jacket, white room, and padded walls? They're coming to take me away ha ha! Oh and long live Cyclops!

The Voices Reply:

Reaper: OOOOOOOOH! PADDED ROOM!!! Fun!

Stinger: OOOOOOOOH! STRAIGHT-JACKET!!! Kinky!

Conscience: Um... okay... Zeus, is it? Josh would actually love being in such a predicament. Thanks to these two morons, he is quite disturbed. You have to understand something about Josh... For the longest time, he was normal. Shy, even. He always did what he was told, never questioned authority, he was a good kid. I was there from the beginning, I know.

Reaper: Good kid? Sounds like he was a pussy to me...

Stinger: Heh, you said "Pussy"...

Conscience: Um... anyway... One day, Josh had a little accident... He was standing too close to a friend of his during a game of golf... he got hit in the head with a golf club...

Reaper: Wow, that must have hurt... cool...

Conscience: Um... hush. Now then, the hit to the head did something to him... while Joshes body was laying in the hospital bed, I was sitting in his head, watching these bazaar little sacks grow... they almost looked like eggs...

Stinger: Conscience likes looking at other people's sacks...

Reaper: Haha...

Conscience: There were hundreds of them... by the time Josh got out of the emergency room, they had all hatched... then I was no longer alone... hundreds of other voices were born. Most of them were harmless and quiet. They immediately traveled over to the corner of Joshes mind, and remained there. Most of them are still there today. But two of them were different... 

Reaper: Different, you say? Well, do please tell us how! If I had an ass, it would be on the edge of my seat! Well... I'd need a chair too, of course...

Conscience: These two were very vocal. They would just never stop talking... at first, it was perfectly harmless conversations about whatever Josh had done that day... but slowly, the outside world corrupted them... One of them became obsessed with violence... And another one became so incredibly horny that he actually started having conversations with the penis, the one part of the body that I had tried so long to suppress... 

Stinger: "The penis", has a name you insensitive prick... 

Conscience: I tried so hard to fight them, but they corrupted Josh... Pretty soon, nothing I said mattered... those two voices managed to take over most all the functions of Joshes body... Like a virus, almost... Poor Josh never stood a chance...

Stinger: Oh please! Some virus! Admit it, Josh is happier now with us then he ever was when you were in charge!

Conscience: Happy?!? Does that matter?!? You took my innocent host and turned him in to a pervert, with many arrests!!! You made him a criminal!!!

Reaper: Oh please! We only made him break un-just laws!

Stinger: If indecent exposure is wrong, I don't want to be right...