How Can You Tell When It's "That Time of the Month"?     

    Now before I answer this question, let's make it clear that it's not necessarily any of your business. Some women don't mind telling you they're in their period if you ask politely. Others do mind.

    Either way, remember this: If a woman is in a bad mood and complaining about you, she probably has a good reason, regardless of what time of the month it is. Your best bet is to shut up and do something spontaneously nice for her. Everyone is happier this way.

    But to answer the question, here are some simple signs you can look for:

  • Consumption of chocolate

  • Holding hips as if in pain

  • Legs tightly crossed when sitting

  • Acting bitchy

    Do not, however, under any circumstances, try to find out yourself by investigating. If you stick your head up her dress, chances are she will remove your balls and shove them down your throat. Have a nice day.

    Note from the Male Editor: She didn't remove my balls, she just stepped on them. It was a big mistake on my part to lay down under a woman wearing high-heels...

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