The Voices Reply:
Reaper: We have spent a long time pondering this, and we believe that no one really knows. There are just too many different theories going around. Some say a stork comes and brings the baby. Some say that a baby must be ordered and shipped through the mail. Some even think, for some odd reason, sex must be had to get a child. Using these as a guide, we have come up with our own theory.
Conscience: Should I be worried?
Reaper: Probably. Anyway, we believe that first, your parents must call in an order for a Stork. Once the order is processed, a Stork is sent to the wannabe parents house.
Stinger: Yes. When the Stork arrives, he is then asked to call in an order for an over-night delivery of a baby. The Stork is always reluctant, so he agrees only if he can have sex with the soon-to-be mother.
Reaper: Precisely. After the deed is done, so to speak, he puts the request for the baby in his "To do" box, and forgets about it for 9 months.
Stinger: Exactly. Eventually he starts to think about just how good that sex was, and it reminds him of the never processed order-form. He sends it in through the proper channels, and pretty soon a baby comes to their door.
Conscience: You are aware that my last host-body was a doctor. I could actually tell you how it works.
Reaper: We know how it works. We just said how it works. Shut up.
Conscience: But that isn't how it wor-
Reaper: That is how it works. Shut up.
Conscience: But I-
Reaper: You have got to be the dumbest smart-guy I have ever met. Shut up.
Conscience: Um... ok...