SuPPenHuHn Writes:

uNF uNF uNF!!! I desperately feel the need to hump Light poles all the time =')

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: Um...

Stinger: Go ahead, conscience. Tell him how his question made you Paul.

Conscience: Um...

Stinger: Fine. Now then, I believe this is my area of expertise. I see no real problem here, as long as the light poles are consenting.

Conscience: Um...

Stinger: If your problem is that the light poles don't want to go along with it, I suggest you try harder to seduce them.

Conscience: Um...

Stinger: Please, conscience! I am trying to help this man! Now then, I suggest a nighttime seduction, seeing as how it is common knowledge that light poles are only turned on at night.

Reaper: Oh you just gotta love a bad pun...

Stinger: Now then, set up a table cloth on the ground next to your current interest, and pour some fine wine for the two of you.

Conscience: Um...

Stinger: Can you say something other then "Um"?

Conscience: Ok... um... How does the light pole consume the wine? 

Stinger: The wine is poured into some orifice in the wood.

Conscience: How do you know there will be a orifice in the wood?

Stinger: If there isn't a hole, he'd really be wasting his time trying to hump it, now wouldn't he?

Conscience: Um...

Stinger: Anyway, after a couple of rounds, you should be drunk enough to notice how the light pole is calling to you. Then you will know the time is right. I hope you have found this educational.

Conscience: Not the word I would use...