The Voices Reply:

Reaper: What the...

Conscience: Oh my... Smasher; My whatever God you believe in have mercy on your soul...

Reaper: Who's being dismal now? What reason would we have for insulting him?

Conscience: Well... I just thought you'd go after him for such a bazaar question...

Reaper: Aww... you thought little old me would do that?

Conscience: Well... yeah...

Reaper: Well... you're right. What kind of a bullshit question was that?!? Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper?!? 

Stinger: Pep-who? What I miss? 

Reaper: Nothing... much... anyway... SHOVE THE DOCTOR PEPPER UP YOUR ASS! Surge owns you...

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