Saig Writes:

Leprechauns: Midgets dressed in permanent St. Patrick's Day attire, or evil, magically-murderous nobbers who make horrible movies?

The Voices Reply:

Stinger:  I believe I need to ask you a question: Have ye ever fucked a Leprechaun? 

Reaper: Um... Stinger? You aren't one to joke... you are the one who made our host hit on a penguin...

Stinger: I thought it was a short nun!

Conscience: How could you possibly have mistaken that animal for a nun anyway? I mean, what are the chances that a nun would be begging for fish in an exhibit at the national zoo?

Stinger: Maybe nuns like fish!

Conscience: Enough! I do not wish to be reminded of that incident! Oh the stares... and that zoo-keepers speech about "Keeping the little guy covered in public" was just plain humiliating...

Reaper: Actually I thought it was funny... the zoo-keeper seemed jealous... 

Stinger: Understandably so... not everyone can have Cyclops...

Conscience: Can we get to the question, please?

Reaper: The answer is No, I have never fucked a leprechaun.

Conscience: Not that one! Aw, forget it...