Miche Roch Writes:

If you had the choice of torturing either the head of the IRS, or the guy that decided pornography shouldn't be sold to children, and you could pick only one, who would you inflict pain upon?

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: I do not endorse any form of torture... 

Stinger: IRS guy. 

Conscience: What?!? 

Reaper: Um... Stinger-man... you feeling alright? 

Conscience: Yes... good question... I would have thought that you would have gone after the man that put the age-limit on the sale of pornography... 

Stinger: Oh, Don't get me wrong. I think porno should be made readily available to anyone and everyone. But bottom line is, any idiot with half a brain cell can get pornography at any given time. But to get out of paying your taxes... well... you need to be torturing the head of the IRS.

Conscience: Um...

Stinger: Age limits mean nothing. Our host, Josh, may be under the age of 21, but he still manages to get drunk and make an ass of himself in public on a fairly regular basis...

Reaper: He has a point...

Conscience: Don't remind me... 

Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000

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