The "Holy Shit, You're A Guy!" Prank
Ok, Ya see, I play a couple of computer games. I will occasionally hang out in a chat room for these games. One day, someone who had no idea where he was came in and asked if any cute girls wanted to cyber (Cyber: Cyber sex. An extremely stupid thing). Since I'm not one to pass up an opportunity for a joke, I told him I was an 18 year old Swedish supermodel named Inga. I expected him to get the joke and leave... he didn't... here is what happened...
Session Start: Thu Jun 01 22:23:24 2000
Session Ident: youngn
<youngn> what do u have on
<Stinger> you start
<Stinger> I'm not wearing anything right now
<youngn> well do u have a dildo
<Stinger> No I dont, I just use my hand
<youngn> well go get an ice cube
<Stinger> got one
<youngn> now take it and rub allover u self for 1 2 min
<Stinger> how long?
<youngn> are u doing it
<youngn> now take it and rub u pussy with it
(Editors Note: I was hoping that he wouldn't get...
well... this descriptive at all, but I couldn't start screwing with his head
until after he at least believed I was a girl, so I had to endure it without
being an asshole. It was painful.)
<Stinger> butits cold
<youngn> now take it and shove it in upussy
<Stinger> But it is cold
<youngn> ya but do it u bitch
<Stinger> bitch? What do you mean bitch? How dare you?
(Editors Note: I figured this was a good way to defuse
him a bit...)
<youngn> well u wanna cyber so do what i say bitch
<youngn> this is how i am ok
<youngn> now rub it on ur ass
<Stinger> Shove an ice cube up your ass while your at it! Do you think that's sexy?!?
<youngn> bitch do it
<youngn> ur now fun
<Stinger> Shove an ice cube up your ass if you want to play
<Stinger> what's a matter honey, dont you love me any more?
<youngn> well u going to do whati say or not
<Stinger> So that's all I am to you? Inga is just good for sticking ice in
<Stinger> That's all I'm worth?
<youngn> send me ur pic and ill see what ur worth hunny ok
<Stinger> Why, so you can jerk off to it? You little pervert!
(Editors Note: I obviously wanted to refrain from showing
him any pictures at this point. Wouldn't want him to notice that
"Inga" the supermodel is actually a short, nerdy guy.)
<Stinger> I'm just playing with ya baby, you know you want it...
<Stinger> How old are you, boy...
<youngn> how old are u
<Stinger> 18, remember?
<Stinger> I'm an 18 year old Swedish girl named Inga. Damn I'm sexy
(Editors Note: I thought that by this time he would have
gotten it and left...)
<youngn> im 16
<Stinger> oooh... young blood...
<youngn> ya hunny
<Stinger> call me when you hit puberty
(Editors Note: Here I was trying to break it off because
I was already struggling to type between laughing fits, but he apparently didn't
want it to end...)
<youngn> im all the man u need
<youngn> im 8in hunny
<Stinger> Ok... one side is in inches, the other is in centimeters...
I think you got the wrong side...
<youngn> ill make u cry hunny
<Stinger> or laugh...
<youngn> no cry hunny
<Stinger> with pity?
<youngn> why dont u send me ur pic and ill see if ill make u cry
<Stinger> Because all of the nude pics of myself are censored
<Stinger> ya see, all the nude pictures of myself that are going around the web are censored
(Editors Note: I figured he wasn't going to stop asking
for my picture... so since I didn't think I could drag him along much longer
<youngn> i dont do that i keep them my self
<Stinger> Well I publish them and I am shy...
<youngn> plz send and ill see if u should be shy ok
<Stinger> I'll send you a link... but I'll wan you, I'm quite butch...
<Stinger> You see, I am alot of woman... as a matter of fact I am a cloned woman... there are alot of me... here is a picture. I'm the one without pants.
<youngn> are u going to send them to me plz do
<youngn> are they free
<Stinger> you could say that
<Stinger> why honey, your feelings have changed?
Session Close: Thu Jun 01 22:52:46 2000
Conclusion: I couldn't resist... he kept asking for pictures... eventually I just had to show him the pictures of me and "my butch twins". It's just one of those impulses I guess I have to learn to fight.