PigTrance Writes:

Why are giraffes so fucking good at long division huh??

i mean...its like there were born with Long ne..i mean...isn't cake great huh?...almost as good as banjos on stepladdersZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz..........

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: Um... Are you on drugs?

Stinger: You have to stop asking these people that, Conscience. Every time you do, our host has flashbacks...

Conscience: Um... ok...

Reaper: Giraffes smell like cabbage.

Conscience: You people really do scare me sometimes...

Stinger: You know what scares me?

Conscience: Um... ok... I'll bite I guess... What scares you?

Stinger: Giraffes that smell like cabbage.

Reaper: And Circus-Midgets!

Stinger: Yeah!

Conscience: You know... Maybe if I used every last ounce of influence over our host that I have, I could convince him to go to a therapist and try to get rid of you...

Stinger: There is one big problem with that plan...

Conscience: What?

Stinger: You used up your last bit of influence when you tried to stop him from mooning the governor... Such a waste, really... you should have known that you couldn't beat us and our influence...

Conscience: Governor Parris Glendening did not want to see Joshes ass!

Reaper: Maybe one day you will understand that in life, you don't always get what you want...

Conscience: After being stuck here with you two for as long as I have, I'd say I understand that better then most...