Pick Up Lines

 

  1. Hi, My name is (Your Name Here). Nice shoes. I was just wondering…Wanna fuck?
  2. Do you sleep on your stomach? If not… Can I?
  3. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  4. Did you know the odds of us sleeping together are 1 in 2? (She Asks Why) Well… I'm willing…
  5. What time do you get off tonight? (Wait For Response) Can I watch?
  6. Did you know there are 256 of bones in your body? Want another?
  7. (Said Like A Joke) What's the difference between a Big Mac and a Blowjob? (Says I Don't Know) Wanna have lunch with me tomorrow?
  8. Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again.
  9. Hi, My name is (Your Name Here). Remember it now so you'll know what to scream later.
  10. I lost my Teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
  11. I'm new in town… could you give me directions to your apartment?
  12. The word of the day is "Legs". Lets go to my place and spread the word.
  13. Are your pants as wet as mine?
  14. What's your name? I need to know what to tell Santa to bring me.
  15. Hi. I'm Easy!
  16. You might as well fuck me because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway.
  17. Your place or mine?
  18. Spit or swallow?
  19. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? No? Then allow me to introduce myself.
  20. Have you ever played leapfrog naked?
  21. Hi. You'll do.
  22. I've got a condom with you're name on it!
  23. Hi. I'm drunk.
  24. Would you like to dance or should I just go fuck myself again?
  25. Be unique. Be different. Say "Yes"
  26. You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  27. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  28. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tacs?
  29. I have big feet.
  30. Wanna see me naked?