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Paranoid Serephim Writes: Why do girls have to cover there breasts? The Voices Reply: Reaper: That is probably the best question I have ever heard... Stinger: I love breasts... really I do... Conscience: Whoever you are, you have no idea what you just started... Stinger: They are wonderful things... so fun to play with... and to watch as they shake and jiggle... Conscience: You are such a pervert... Stinger: Funny... the penis was telling me that earlier today... Conscience: Um... yeaaaah... Stinger: Anyway, while shirts aren't evil, like pants are, they certainly do cover-up some great things... Conscience: Yeah yeah, we know your opinion. But this person asked "Why". Stinger: Why girls have to cover their breast? Simple. Because there are too many people out there like Josh. Conscience: What? But isn't Josh all for women going around topless? Wouldn't the people who don't like shirts want more people like Josh? Stinger: Oh, yes. As far as that's concerned, Josh is a perfect supporter of the topless women's cause. The problem is, I don't think he has the self-restraint not to grope the first woman he sees walking topless down the street... Reaper: Good point... Conscience: Um... Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000 |
