Mystery Man Writes:
If three guys walked into a bar and the fourth one ducked would there be a dent in the bar? And if not, would it be do to the fact that they were decapitated, and if so would they have a "hangover" and wouldn't they then have to have a headache which would mean that they would have to have hit the bar with their heads leaving a dent in the bar?
The Voices Reply:
Reaper: Hmm... Yes. Yes it would.
Conscience: What? You mean, you understand this, Reaper?
Reaper: No... but since when have I let a little thing like not knowing anything stop me from commenting?
Stinger: He's got ya there...
Conscience: Um... yes... okay... that's nice... anyway... I think I'd ask the mystery man a few questions... for one, you you have a history of mental instabilities?
Reaper: Ya know, that's kind of funny... having a voice in the head of a schizophrenic accuse someone else of being crazy...
Conscience: Oh look, Einstein over there has found an irony. Give the man a cookie.
Reaper: Cookie?!? Where?!?
Stinger: Um... he was being sarcastic, bud...
Reaper: That wasn't very nice...
Stinger: I know... anyway, I think I can answer the question. If a duck walked into three guys carrying a bar into an over-hang, you must remember that every fifth dog has to urinate sometime.
Reaper: Very nice. Now then, Where's my cookie?
Conscience: There is no cookie.
Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000