The Voices Reply:
Reaper: What a wonderful question!
Conscience: Is this really a question?
Reaper: Well there is a question-mark in it, correct?
Conscience: Well yeah, but-
Stinger: I am the illegitimate son of David Bowie and Mick Jagger.
Conscience: That's nice...
Reaper: Very nice.
Stinger: I AM A BIG-LIPPED, WOMANIZING VERSION OF ZIGGY STARDUST!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Reaper: No more drugs for that man!!!
Conscience: So this is what hell feels like...
Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000
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