"Monkah?" Writes:

ozoatmeal?

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: What?

Reaper: What a wonderful question!

Conscience: Is this really a question?

Reaper: Well there is a question-mark in it, correct?

Conscience:  Well yeah, but-

Stinger: I am the illegitimate son of David Bowie and Mick Jagger. 

Conscience: That's nice...

Reaper: Very nice.

Stinger: I AM A BIG-LIPPED, WOMANIZING VERSION OF ZIGGY STARDUST!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Reaper: No more drugs for that man!!!

Conscience: So this is what hell feels like...

Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000

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