What Are You Thinking Right Now?
Okay. This has been asked of me far too many times…
I’ll tell you what we are probably thinking at any given
moment: Sex. We are simple-minded creatures. We seek pleasure. Most of
our time is spent sitting around, thinking about how to get sex.
I’m really not joking about that. The three major pursuits of
a man are sex, beer, and the ability to destroy stuff. Testosterone
does funny things. A normal guy will consider it a good day when he got
drunk, got laid, and got to shoot something. Doesn’t even
have to be in that order.
please believe us when you ask a guy “What are you
thinking?” and he answers
“Nothing”. We can do that. We can go without
thinking for hours. I once spent an entire day running off of pure
instinct. I don’t remember much about that day, but I was
told that I got drunk, hit on everything with tits, got slapped a lot,
lit many things on fire, and then threw up in a gutter. I wish I could
remember that, because it sounds like I had fun.
there is one more popular response to this question that I just want to
dismiss. When you ask what a guy is thinking and he says,
“about us”, he does not mean in the deep,
philosophical way. He isn’t planning a wedding, and he
isn’t scheming to whisk you off to some flowery meadow for a
picnic. He may very well be thinking about the two of you, but it
probably involves you being handcuffed to something while screaming,
“Take me, you big love-monkey!”
In short, stop asking what we are thinking. Not only are you not missing much, but you really don't want to know.
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