Mark W. Writes:

What are your religious beliefs? Do you live by any set of morals?

 

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: Are you kidding? I'm surprised these guys can spell "morals"

Reaper: Aaaaawww... honey.... It hurts daddy when you say things like that...

Conscience: Can't you be serious once?!?

Reaper: I'm sorry. I can't spell serious. Oops! I just proved myself wrong! Don't you hate it when that happens?

Stinger: Hey! I'm getting a message from the penis about this question! Ok... the header says something about "Religion"... The rest says... damn this modem is slow... you'd think since he is only a couple of feet away he could connect to the server but... wait, here it comes... "WORSHIP PENIS!" The rest is just a series of grunts...

Conscience: What a Neanderthal... 

Stinger: Hey! He may be a Neandermal or whatever you just said... but he is a good, clean, wholesome, American Neandermawhosit!

Reaper: What was the question? Oh yeah. I think Cyclops said it best. "WORSHIP PENIS!". If only we all could be so good with words...