2) Which is more of an attractive specimen: an Asian woman tied and gagged with clover clips on her nipples while being brought to orgasm with a pipe cleaner or Tipper Gore?
3) When are you going to stop jerking off and practice your musical studies you ungrateful little bastard!!!
The Voices Reply:
Reaper: Hmm... I get this funny feeling we know this one from somewhere...
Stinger: Um... we do... He'd be that funny little fuck with the drum sticks who keeps yelling "Practice"!
Reaper: Oh yeah... he smells funny...
Stinger: Yes... and he always needs Josh to read things for him... apparently all that Viagra he takes has given him permanent blue vision...
Reaper: That's not all that's permanent... he seems to have a new bottle of hand-lotion every week...
Conscience: Um... no he doesn't... you are just going after him for making a joke at your expense.
Reaper: Um... you're right... We joke around all the time. He doesn't like hand-lotion... he prefers peanut butter. He even has that jar of peanut-butter with a condom over it as a sex idol.
Conscience: Um... Didn't you make Josh give that to him as a gag gift?
Reaper: I didn't know he'd actually try to gag himself with it!
Conscience: Ok... wonderful... more insulting... I never understood this... why do friends insult each other? I don't get it... wait... you insult me all the time... does that mean you consider me a friend?
Stinger: No... we consider you a joke... anyway, on to the questions!
Reaper: For question number 1, the answer is simple: I am going to kill you.
Stinger: For question number 2, the answer is equally simple: Tipper Gore. Duh...
Reaper: And finally, for question number 3. Stinger, take this one... when is the masturbating going to stop?
Stinger: When you pry Cyclops out of his cold dead fingers.
Conscience: Now wasn't this... educational...