Jim L. Writes:

Voices, if you only had 24 hours left to live, what will u guys do? Find a cure for cancer or cure impotence? Oh and stinger, my groin has been giving out weird stenches lately, got any advice?

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: Umm... epp...

Reaper: Uh oh... you said the "I" word...

Public Service Announcement: Yes kids, we joke. But there is one thing that is not a joke; impotents. Some of you may think that this message is to help those who suffer from it. It is not. Cyclops is Running for president and if I didn't print a retraction saying he really wasn't impotent then he said he'd sue for slander. You know you are in trouble when your penis has lawyers...

Stinger: One time! One fucking time and I'll never live it down! I was tired! I had a headache! I AM NOT ALWAYS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PENIS!

Reaper: He's a bit touchy about this... Sting! He wasn't talking about that!

Stinger: He wasn't? 

Reaper: No! 

Stinger: Oh... ok... oh... I see... um... cure cancer... yeah... that's it... uh huh... epp...

Conscience: I swear this is like working with the sophomore class... Well oh wise ones, aren't you going to help him with his other problem?

Reaper: Yes. Ahem... Wherever you stuck your groin that smelled weird? Don't do that again. That couples with a shower will clear the smell problem right up.