Jim Writes:

Stinger, I have been wondering. Is Cyclops (Joshes penis) angry that Josh doesn't shave his pubic hair? I can't imagine that any penis would like the discomfort caused by the chafing. Also, it must be hard for Cyclops to see down there with all that hair...

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: Ya know... sometimes I wish Josh would regain what little sanity he used to have so I wouldn't have to do this any more... I mean, not existing couldn't be any worse then existing this way... 

Reaper: Shut up.

Stinger: You see, Cyclops and Josh have come to an arrangement about the hair "down there". As annoying as the chafing may get, if is a lot more comfortable then the itching cause by actually shaving that area.

Reaper: Cyclops actually took it fairly well, if I remember right.

Stinger: Yes... yes... he did...

Conscience: Um... I'm almost afraid to ask... why did he take it so well?

Stinger: Well, Jim mentioned that it must be hard for Cyclops to see through all the hair, but really, that isn't an issue.

Conscience: Again, I'm probably going to regret this, but why isn't it an issue?

Stinger: Well, His one eye is at the end, and he isn't called the "One-eyed monster" for nothing. The hair stops at around an inch. His eye hangs about a foot under that most the time.

Conscience: Ya know what? One day I'm going to learn that when my instincts say "Don't ask", I shouldn't ask...