Jabin Writes:

I've got approximately 7 voices in my head but the strange thing is that they each work different days of the week ex, Little Monday works on Monday and Father Tuesday works on Tuesday. Well, last Thursday I was bunking my sociology lecture and instead of Mr. Thursday talking to me, Ms. Saturday spoke to me instead. Is something wrong??? Help me please.

The Voices Reply:

Conscience I see no reason for concern... he could have just been taking a day off. Maybe he was doing lunch... maybe he was doing "Dinner-and-a-movie"... 

Stinger: Maybe he was "Doing" Miss Friday...

Reaper: Hah!

Conscience: Whatever the case may be, I can't say I blame him for taking the day off. I wish I could do that every once in a while... but no... these two numbskulls won't let me leave through any of the escape holes in this body we call home...

Reaper: We didn't say you couldn't leave through any of the holes... just none of the pleasant ones...

Conscience: For the last time, I am not going out his anus. Even if I could make it past his colon, I have standards!

Stinger: That's what they all say...

Reaper: Anyway, this is one of those rare occasions where I actually agree with our resident wimp, Conscience.

Conscience: Um... really?

Reaper: Yes... there is nothing wrong with taking a day off. You, Jabin, have nothing to worry about.

Conscience: Wow... That was probably the first thing you have said in a long time that hasn't made me think less of you!

Reaper: Why thank you... you know what, Conscience? I'll bet that if you held your breath, you could really make it through the colon without serious injury!

Conscience: I knew it wasn't going to last long...