Howi Writes...

Howi Writes:

Dr. Laura is a moron so I'll ask you instead: I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: Oh my...

Reaper: A bit squeamish, heh conscience? I would be too... I wouldn't have the balls to find out either... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. But luckily we have "Penis boy" over there...

Stinger: Penis boy... I like that... anyway, yes. Asking about that could be dangerous. I wouldn't try too hard for fear of a knee in an area I am in constant communication with. Lets just say the grunting would be slower and much more high-pitched...

Conscience: um...

Stinger: As you pointed out, asking can be offensive, but it is much better then your other options. Trust me, if you think asking is awkward, see what happens when you try to investigate...

Conscience: I was wondering which one of you rejects was responsible for that one...

Stinger: Hey! It's not like I was there for that reason! The plan was completely different! That was just a "Surprise".

Conscience: You were obviously surprised... That "Holy shit!" you made him shriek just pissed her off more...

Stinger: Shut up. We are still mourning the loss of several thousand sperm cells lost in the aftermath... damn her and her steel-toed boots... Anyway, the safest way would to always be alert. If someone is pissy, Stay away. It could just be a bad day... or it could be an invitation to lie on the ground looking up her dress until you get kicked in the nads.

Conscience: You never cease to surprise me...