Devil Monkey and YoYo Write:
Do you believe in Paganism?
Have the Voices ever drank 21 pints of milk in a half hour?
The Voices Reply:
Conscience: Wow... Interesting mix of questions... One, semi-serious, and the other is the standard swill that makes me wish I was never created by a massive head-injury in the first place.
Reaper: Um... right...
Stinger: Why Conscience, I didn't know you felt so strongly against the topic of religion!
Conscience: But I was referring to the question about the mil- oh... smart-ass...
Stinger: Thank you. Anyway, I'll handle the best question. Ahem; No, Our host has never drank 21 pints of milk in a half-hour. At one point though, he did drink 21 pints of Baileys Irish Cream, but since he thought it was half-and-half at the time, it's really nothing to brag about.
Reaper: Sure it was! He should be damn proud! I had never seen anyone puke like that! He should be honored! That had to be a record, with the distance he was getting...
Stinger: Good point... I actually remember the look on that poor gas-station clerk's face... it must have taken weeks to get that stuff off the "Slushie" machine...
Conscience: Um... yes... anyway, as for the question about our host's religious beliefs, No. He is not a Pagan. He isn't anything. He is an Atheist. He does, however, have a great respect for the pagan religion. I don't know why he feels so strongly towards it though.
Stinger: I know why.
Conscience: Um... well... I know I'll regret this, but fine. I'll bite... Why does Josh respect the pagans so much?
Stinger: Josh respects everyone who's beliefs and traditions at one point involved dancing naked around a fire. I think the exact words he used were "Whoa... dude... those pagans sure know how to party..."
Conscience: I knew I shouldn't have asked...
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