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Devil's Child Writes: I have been to your site many times, and I am really curious, how big is Cyclops?? CYCLOPS ROCKS!!!!! The Voices Reply: Stinger: How big is he? HOW BIG IS HE!?! Do you ask how bright the sun is?!? Do you ask why a rose is red?!? Conscience: Um... great. If there is one thing Stinger doesn't need, it's encouragement to talk about Joshes penis... Stinger: Cyclops's size should not be measured by inches... or feet, as it is... but by way of his heart... Conscience: Since when do penises have hearts? Reaper: That's not supposed to be taken literally. I mean, penises with hearts? That would just be silly! Conscience: Oh... of course... silly me... the penis ran for president, but the idea of him having a heart is "silly"... Reaper: Now you get it! Stinger: Whenever you see a child laughing, Cyclops is there... whenever two lovers meet on a rainy April day, Cyclops is there... Conscience: Um... no... Stinger: Basically, Cyclops is love. Love in it's purest form. And can you truly measure love? Hmm? Can you tell me how long love is? Reaper: Apparently, Love is 9 inches long. Stinger: There you have it. Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000 |
