Devil's Child Writes:
I have been to your site many times, and I am really curious, how big is Cyclops?? CYCLOPS ROCKS!!!!!
The Voices Reply:
Stinger: How big is he? HOW BIG IS HE!?! Do you ask how bright the sun is?!? Do you ask why a rose is red?!?
Conscience: Um... great. If there is one thing Stinger doesn't need, it's encouragement to talk about Joshes penis...
Stinger: Cyclops's size should not be measured by inches... or feet, as it is... but by way of his heart...
Conscience: Since when do penises have hearts?
Reaper: That's not supposed to be taken literally. I mean, penises with hearts? That would just be silly!
Conscience: Oh... of course... silly me... the penis ran for president, but the idea of him having a heart is "silly"...
Reaper: Now you get it!
Stinger: Whenever you see a child laughing, Cyclops is there... whenever two lovers meet on a rainy April day, Cyclops is there...
Conscience: Um... no...
Stinger: Basically, Cyclops is love. Love in it's purest form. And can you truly measure love? Hmm? Can you tell me how long love is?
Reaper: Apparently, Love is 9 inches long.
Stinger: There you have it.
Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000
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