Devil's Child Writes:

What do you guys think of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Al Gore?

The Voices Reply:

Stinger: I really love Cliton.

Conscience: Um... Don't you mean Clinton? With an "N"?

Stinger: No, I meant Cliton, Emphasis on the "Clit". That man is almost as horny as I am. 

Conscience: Um... yes... alright... anyway, I personally feel strongly that we need more moral fiber in this world. I support Bush because he is a good, upstanding person of great moral fiber!

Stinger: Um... Bush is hiding anything he ever did before he became governor of Texas... Apparently his moral fibers were at one time soaked in beer and laced with cocaine...

Conscience: Oh... well... In that case, I guess I support Gore! He is all for a more moral America! His wife even started that wonderful group a few years back that got those "Parental Advisory" stickers put on the covers of those evil rap albums! He's perfect!

Reaper: Isn't he the guy who talks about censoring movies, but then hold campaign fund-raisers in Hollywood? Isn't that hyp... hypo... hypopotomousical?

Stinger: Um... That's "Hypocritical", bud...

Reaper: Oh yeah...

Conscience: Okay... so we have Clinton, the horny one...

Stinger: Who's sole reason for becoming president was so that he could use the pick-up line "So, Wanna do it in the Lincoln Bedroom?"...

Conscience: ... and we Have George Bush...

Stinger: The coke-fiend who ran because his daddies supervisors told him he could probably win...

Conscience: ... and we have Gore...

Stinger: Hmm... What's the difference between Al Gore and Bob Dole?

Reaper: What?

Stinger: Al Gore is just as Stiff without the Viagra.

Conscience: Um... yes... okay... well... I guess we don't like any of them.

Stinger: Except Clinton, the Human version of Joshes penis.

Copyright Josh Johnson, 2000