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The Return! That's it ladies and gentlemen! After almost TWO YEARS
of relative peace, the clones are back at it! This time they waited until I
was asleep, "pantsed" me (Of course), then decided to rest my
hand in a bowl of warm water... How juvenile... |
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This one is of me after being tired of everything they put me through. Note the
Matrix-like style of flying through the air to deliver the kick. Also note their insistence
on cloning the exact same clothing that I was wearing... hmm... |
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Here
would be them teasing me with my pants. Right before this was taken they beat me
up, hence the ripped shirt. |
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Here
they were having a house party. They threw me off the deck. How rude of them.
Note another appearance of them insisting on wearing the same clothes as me...
It boggles the mind... |
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Hmm...
I'm kicking ass! |
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One
is conservative, one is liberal, one is fucking crazy. Can you guess which is
which? |
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Um...
I fought... I tried... I lost... now I'm strapped to the tree, watching them
take bets...
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This
is not comfortable... |
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My
biggest mistake: Calling his bluff.
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"He
is harmless!" they said... "He couldn't hurt a fly" they said...
They didn't count on crazy-naked man finding a ladder... |
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Ya see... one of the clones got abducted by aliens... the good news
is, he has no anus, so he probably wont get probed. |
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A
return of crazy-naked-ladder man!!! Off the record, the first ladder picture
sucked... there was a branch in front of my head. I really thought I could do
better. |
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Bad:
As some sort of ironic joke, they hand-cuffed me to a step-ladder. Worse: They
found face paint and they don't know how to use it. Worse still: The reason they
are staring at the censored bar like that? As part of their joke and their
discovery of face paint, Cyclops is now all the colors of the rainbow... |
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I went to a wedding at a large Victorian house... a clone followed me... we
spent the whole day in a stare-down... the good news is since it was a formal
occasion he let me keep my pants... In case you can't tell, I'm the sexy one... |
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Copyright 2000, Josh Johnson |
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