| 11:50PM: It turns out Morgan is wearing a night gown under
the bath robe, which is interesting. She poses on Charles' lap
while we watch "Family Guy" and "Futurama".
12:00 Midnight: The date, with very few exceptions, is
going rather smoothly. Which is good for Charles, but rather bad
for EgoDriven. Very little drama so far, very little "mental
popcorn." So I ask Charles to do jumping-jacks naked. He
refuses, so I threaten to strap explosives to his ass. He then hits me
in the chest. It kind of hurts. I plot elaborate revenge.
12:05AM: After explaining to Morgan why I tried to get
Charles naked, she remembers that she promised to flash Charles.
So she does. Yay! Mental popcorn. Unfortunately you will not be
seeing that picture, unless you mail me $10. |
 Charles
seems sleepy... Yeah, sleepy... that's the ticket. |
12:13AM: Morgan tells us a story of how she once slashed
an enemy's tires, then filled his gas tank with sugar and tampons. The
"sugar" trick I knew, but the tampons thing was new to me. It
counts as the educational portion of our night.
12:20AM:
She is now making us watch a soap opera for middle-school children on Nickelodeon.
I'm afraid, but at least I was taught the meaning of friendship by a
midget on a fucking toy train.
12:30AM: Morgan
just copped a feel on Charles' inner thigh. This is funny, because I
know something she doesn't; Charles is extremely easy. ME touching
his inner thigh would cause him an erection.
But lets not go into how I
know that. I'm still in therapy trying to forget.
12:50AM:
I slyly (I'm so sly) mention the number of girls Charles has kissed.
She then initiates a make out session to "fix that". When it
stops, I told her to feel Charles' chest. You see, Charles has this
thing; When he's excited, you can feel, and even see, his heart beating
through his chest so strongly that it's kind of frightening. Morgan felt
the beating... and then started kissing him more. I feel good about
myself. Look ma, I'm cupid!
|
This picture
disturbs me a bit, but it's kind of funny. Kinda like her
mentioning her birth control in something that she knew damned well I was going to publish. |
12:55AM: I discover a new game
for me! I see if I can make them uncomfortable by staring, and
taking many, many pictures during awkward moments. I'm having fun!
12:57AM: 8-minute make-out
session over. Charles has an odd look on his face as he turns to
me and says, "So that's what that's like."
I almost
die from an over-dose of cute.
1:00AM: Morgan is still kissing
his arm. I ask Charles to describe his penis at the moment on a
scale from 1-10. He replies: "Mostly left", then they
make out more. At this point, Charles is breathing funny.
1:10AM: They stop kissing for a
moment, so I ask both of them to write down what they're thinking.
Charles wrote: "Josh just
asked me to, cool, I can't write, that's funny... Josh just asked
me to write what I was thinking/feeling. Anyway, just had my first
make out session... that really counts... good times.
Morgan: wrote "I am
enjoying myself more than I expected. I am certainly glad I
recently got my 'Depo' prescription refilled. Charles is sweet, a
good kisser, and very good at turning me on. He could stand to be
more aggressive, but I hope that will come out more later. I am
very glad I went on this date." |
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