Date Number One - Morgan - Page Two
|9:30PM: We arrive at a diner she knew of
that had good milkshakes and a smoking section. While we eat,
Morgan fawns over a long scar on Charles' back. She apparently
digs scars. Other things discussed; herpes, penis size, music,
and homosexuality. We also heard more stories from Morgan's
sexual past, some of which were quite impressive. On an
unrelated note, I serenaded the love birds with a song I wrote
about premature ejaculation. It goes something like this;
"Da-Da-Da, On your face!"
I sung it a cappella, but the real
version is highly repetitive, and goes with a throbbing techno
beat. Expect the CD soon.
10:30PM: Morgan says her Percocet has
worn off, and tells us that if we don't get her to her home soon
for more, we'll regret it. We believe her, and start driving home.
"Must... get... more... drugs..."
||11:00PM: We arrive at Morgan's home and
decide to hang out for a while. She introduces us to her cat. I
can't remember for sure, but I believe she said the name of the
cat is "Pickles." I could be wrong... but look at
the fucking cat. It's either "Pickles" or
"Hannibal". She leaves us alone for a while and goes
upstairs. While we sit in her living room, the cat keeps staring
at me. It got really freaky after a while.
"Love the pussy... Fear the
11:10PM: She comes back down the stairs
wearing a bathrobe, sits next to Charles, and turns on the TV.
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