Ok, this isn't your normal EgoDriven section, this is more just something cute that happened to me today, I figured I'd share.

   I work at a bakery in Frederick, Maryland. I'm a "Bakers Apprentice". For those of you not familiar with the term, That basically means I'm half-baker, half-bitch. I enjoy the job immensely, but that's besides the point of this story.

   Due to a long-running comedy of errors, up until very recently, I didn't have a drivers license. I took the driving test about a week ago and failed, due to "issues" with parallel parking. Issues basically being I had a hard time doing it with a uniformed police officer in the passengers seat. I'm neurotic like that.

   Yesterday I took off work to take the test again. I come in this morning, announce that I passed, and went to work. Several hours later, a coworker comes to the front with a cake...

From the front...

The shot of the car jumped over a curb...

So... Yeah... Basically, I attract smart-asses like flies. I love my coworkers... Thanks guys.

- Josh Johnson