There is someone who says things about me behind my back...what should I do?
The Voices Reply:
Conscience: Hmm... A good, serious question. These are rare around here. There is a very simple way to handle this.
Reaper: Yeah. Kill him.
Conscience: No! That is not what I was talking about! You should confront the person! Tell him you know what he is doing and that he should stop it.
Reaper: Yeah. Then kill him.
Conscience: No! Why must you be so dismal?
Reaper: I deal with stress. Anyway, Bubba? I have one rule when dealing with this kind of person; When in doubt; Set them on fire.
Conscience: I do not recommend that... at all... That seems to be Reaper's answer to anything. Don't understand something? Set it on fire...
Reaper: Well it works.
Conscience: How do you figure?
Reaper: Once I set you on fire, you won't be annoying me much longer.
Conscience: Um... um... um... I'll shut up now.
Reaper: Good. Glad you see it my way. Burn him. Next question.