Brian Writes:

If i was to walk into a field, and set a cow on fire, would i have roast beef? would i also have ribs in 10 minutes?

The Voices Reply:

Reaper: Hmm... setting cows on fire... well, our attorney told us we couldn't talk about that... BUT THE COW DESERVED IT, DAMMIT!!! I mean... um...

Stinger: Reaper: I don't think our fine lawyer said anything about hypothetical situations...

Reaper: Ok... hypothetically, THE COW DESERVED IT!!! That good?

Stinger: Something like that... anyway, hypothetically, If we did set a cow on fire...

Reaper: Which we didn't...

Stinger: Exactly. Apparently we didn't. But if we were to set a cow on fire, we didn't-

Conscience: Don't you mean wouldn't?

Stinger: Right, thank you for correcting me. Now don't talk. We wouldn't have roast beef.

Reaper: Right. All we had were ashes. On the plus side, I got our host to roll in the ashes a few times. That was fun! Um... Hypothetically...

Conscience: Oh... but I'm not allowed to talk...