Seeing as how I have already taught you all to use poetry to Tell Someone You Love Them, I thought I'd take this a step farther. Have you ever been in a relationship with someone that just wasn't working? Maybe they have cheated on you. Maybe you've cheated on them. Maybe you've just grown to despise them. There has never really been an easy way to end a relationship... until now.
Do you not have the heart, or the balls, to break it off with this person face to face? Now that's not a problem! You can just send them one of these delightful poems through the wonders of your national postal service! Have fun!
If you are psychotic, and the person you are dating has cheated on you, I suggest this poem;
This little gem is good for when you are leaving a girl for another woman;
If your reasons for ending the relationship are more medical then emotional...
If you are breaking it off because you disapprove of your dates profession...
Last, but not least; This one is for all you ladies out there to help you ditch a guy;
Hopefully, These have been useful to you. With any luck, you can use them to painlessly end the relationship. Well, painless for you... and that's all that's important anyway. Enjoy!
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