BloodShot Writes:

Recently, I acquired a talking monkey. its been telling me to steal bananas for it, but when I go to <Grocery store>, there is always this big guy in a red apron standing in front of the banana stand, as if he was expecting me! what should I do? my monkey told me to sack it in the nuts the jack the bananas and run, but i always wonder what if he doesn't feel pain there and comes after me? what if he is gay and tries to rape me? or make me and my monkey his slave?

The Voices Reply:

Conscience: Um...

Reaper: Hmm... You know how big I am on violence...

Stinger: Hmm... But I don't condone ever sacking someone in the 'nads...

Reaper: Hmm... How do you feel about liver-punches?

Conscience: Times like this, I'm glad to be part of this wonderful institution...

Reaper: We love you too, Conscience. Give us a kiss.

Conscience: AAAHHH!!!

Stinger: Come mister Tally-man, Tally me banana!

Conscience: It's fitting we are asked a question about primates...

Reaper: Hmm... it's not like we grunt...

Stinger: Message from Cyclops: "GRUNT GRUNT WORSHIP PENIS! GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT!"

Reaper: Well... the penis doesn't count...

Conscience: I'd have to agree there. Him and his little memos shouldn't be averaged in. Our average is already low enough...

Reaper: You don't understand. He really doesn't count. As in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and so on. Not a skill that a penis really has to master...

Conscience: One of these days I'm gonna learn to keep my mouth shut...

Reaper: I hope not...

Stinger: Anyway, here is what you do; First, you must run into the grocery store. If you run really fast, the people who live in the walls can not see you. If they can't see you, they can't tell George Bush you are there. If they can't tell George Bush you are there, he will not be able to tell the people in the rain that you are there. If the people in the rain don't know you are there, they can't tell the people in the head of the guy blocking the bananas. If the voices don't know, he doesn't know. That simple.