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The Message I have made progress! An Alien contacted me, via email! Surely it must be a real alien, because no one would ever lie about something like that... I got this message!
I am an alien and I am here to take control
of the minds of the innocence children of earth. You would do
well to beware for I have been watching you and if you do not cease
your' rantings about our ultimate weapon (pants) I may have to have you
fuffed.
THE UNICORN
Now I have obviously hit a nerve with all of my anti-pants activity! The whole cow-mutilation thing wasn't a coincidence! They were after me the whole time! Don't worry, loyal readers! I will not stop my quest to educate you! I will, however, be very careful... I don't know what getting "Fuffed" involves, but I really don't want to find out... |
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