Mark W. Writes:
Why do you have some kinda of obsession with your penis and sex?
The Voices Reply:
Conscience: Good question! These people are insane... you'd think that if the man isn't sane, at least the voices in his head would be... but I seem to be the only one with morals... Everyone else is just so unscrupulous...
Reaper: Unscrup-a-what? I don't understand what you said... but I know I don't like it...
Conscience: You are so childish!
Reaper: You're such a doody-head!
Stinger: Hehe... You said "Doody"... hehe...
Conscience: Um... Stinger... I think he was talking to you...
Stinger: Hehe... ok... Ahem. You see, It is really quite simple. I am here on behalf of Cyclops.
Stinger: One-eyed monster. You're the smart one, figure it out. Anyway, The head on this guys shoulders isn't the head he thinks with. I am here to speak on the penis's behalf.
Conscience: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard...
Stinger: Aren't you supposed to be getting beaten now?
Reaper: Sorry, Fell asleep at my post.
Stinger: Thank you. Anyway, since the penis can't talk, I talk for him. He sends me press-releases and I put them into spoken word. T'is a noble cause.
Conscience: Noble?!? I've seen those statements he sends you! "I AM PENIS! WORSHIP ME!" I really think you are better then that, Stinger. You must have self-esteem issues. Do you need a hug?
Reaper: That's it... You're on the next bus to the digestive system...